#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you
I can summon a storm of weird hybrid chickenducks
my doodles come to life? I dunno xD
I GO FAST.
ALL THE TIME
Anything I imagine will fabricate into reality and play out the stories in my head.
I’m both more than ok and terrified with this.
I hold candles in a classy, elegant way
I am a terrible super hero. :(
- Movie Loki: Angst angst no one loves me angst you mewling quims ehhe angst.
- Comic Book Loki: Man hahehehah fuck you I do what I want suck my dick I can turn into a bird and shit you dumbass thor.
- Norse Mythology Loki: Who the fuck are you assholes.